They even have a song called textbook. The similarities are obvious

We have been reading and discussing issues of audience. Audience is crucial when deciding how to write on any given topic. This being said, let's pretend that Georgia College and State University has found a large sum of extra money in the school budget and Dr. Leland (President of GCSU) has asked students to submit letters of recommendation for a popular musician (or musical group)** to perform on the GCSU campus next Spring. I would like you to write a persuasive letter in which you are trying to convince her that your choice is the best choice for GCSU. Keep in mind your audience(Dr. Leland & other administrators). What type of information and evidence will they find most compelling? How can you clearly state why your choice is the best and how it will be a positive experience for GCSU students? What might they value?


To whom it may concern,

It has come to the attention to myself and others that a large sum of money is to be allocated towards hiring a musical group to perform at GCSU next semester. I would like to place my vote towards New York based group "We Are Scientists". The band is the perfect candidate for playing at a liberal arts college for a number of reasons. The group holds a higher popularity in Europe than they do in their native United States, providing them with experiences easily relatable to the college demographic. The group operates a website that covers much more than just their music, promoting creativity, humor and objective thinking. The band is known for their sense of humor and easygoing nature during interviews, and such a talent for thinking outside the box would surely be appreciated on a campus such as this.

Give it some thought, their music is generally free of vulgarity, and the band is currently on the rise, making their booking rates fairly cheap.

Sincerely,
Michael Rabalais

Response to Two Cheers for Materialsim

Twitchell makes an interesting point in his essay "Two Cheers for Materialism," in stating that the things we buy serve as a means to define ourselves to others. Take for instance musical tastes. My favorite band is the Beatles. If for instance I had only purchased (in a displayable form) their first two albums, I would be considered a fan of their early music. I could very well have listened to their entire catalog, but by owning only two albums I have been placed in a very specific demographic. If all I had in terms of music was Beatles albums, I would be considered a very big fan of the Beatles, but in turn if I had the discography of twenty other bands, I would be a music fan who likes the Beatles. Right now in my room I have four posters of the Beatles and and identified by this trait. I am the guy who likes the Beatles, while back home I was the guy who liked video games. I still have the same games I did at home, and talk about them just as much, but the Beatles take up more physical room in my living space, and have essentially won a battle over my personality. I have effectively bought my way into being recognized as a fan of the Beatles' music.

I wonder if we could expedite the process...

You, in all your magnificent power, have the ability to banish (to Pluto for instance) one person from the earth. Free write on who you would you banish and why. Dead or alive.

I'm going to preface this post with a video. Once you watch it you'll understand my response a little bit better.



I have a lot of problems with this video, starting from the voice over narration. If you used your "magic" to turn this girl into a woman, why is there video footage of her before the trick is done? An actual mother would hear a man that looks like you ask to try something on their little girl, and call the police. This is simply an event that doesn't happen natrually, and especially when cameras are rolling. You, Mr. Angel, then proceed to accelerate how this girl ages. In a store. Without the mother watching. If the mother was watching she wouldn't ask who the person talking to her is at the end of the video. I wouldn't care about you sir, if you were simply making low quality youtube videos only (you aren't far off) but to try and fool us into believing that this is an actualization is absolutely ridiculous. Every second of the video serves as a window into your lies, a passage into whatever realm you possess where you think someone of average intelligence would believe that you can make someone age 12 years in 20 seconds. You sir, and you alone deserve more than anyone else to be banished from this planet forever, and not dead but alive. I'd like to see you magic your way back to this plane of existence.

Response to Rethinking Normal

Take a moment to reflect on the experiences of your own life. What are the particular ideas/values/attitudes that invite us to accept certain aspects of society as normal? You can pull examples from various media outlets, literature, clubs/organizations, etc. The main focus should be on thinking about how we are approached and persuaded to buy into an idea of normal.


I think it's an acceptance of age change that constitutes an adult as normal. If a stranger were to ask me of my music tastes and I name dropped Raffi, the conversation would be considered a waste to all involved. What's funny is that comedians build stage personas around being percieved as immature, and by doing so they make much more money than I could ever imagine. I could think of the biggest number I could, and they would make more money than that by being " a little weird". It's because the media bombards us with images of American adults; well dressed and impossibly beautiful, and we feel an intense desire to follow suit. No one outside of an apple or a UPS commercial will ever appear on TV with a nondescript T-shirt and half beard. It's the corporate bigshots (who I can assure you do not act like their spokesmodels) have us believing that a half million dollar apartment filled with thousand dollar colognes is normal. We don't' see the hour long meetings at Gentleman's Quarterly over whether or not their cover model has his shirt tucked in too far. Or benchmark of normality is born in these hilariously unnecessary meetings, but the results are almost always devestatingly effective. I am here to tell you that drinking only Coca Cola products will not net you a post as king of twenty-something Americans, but instead will leave you a clammy mass of flesh illuminated by the glow of the TV. These are the examples we aren't meant to see, the charicatures of what a companies product will actually do when applied like in a commercial. If you apply a Tag brand body spray, I promise you will not be tackled by women overcome by carnal lust for your branded musk. You may instead expect a compliment on the smell, or be told to stop spraying that everywhere,because like for real its way too strong to use that on a bus.

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I want to write for a living. Therefore the idea of blogging for a grade, seems fairly similar to what I plan on doing later in life...

I'll call it practice. Or a portfolio. Whatever floats your boat.